The Pyromancer's Flame
( RP blog for Laurentius of the Great Swamp. )
(( Really…

…really wish people would just be straightforward with me.

Christ.

Goodnight, folks. ))

ofmirrah:

(( you guys can’t give me ideas because I act on them ))

{MSG} Hey pyromaniac, it's Sera, the redhead? I neeedd some help making a smoothie...

[msg] I uh

[msg] I think I’d be better at making cooked things, miss

[msg] you know, being a pyromancer and not a, uh

[msg] fruit mancer

‡ Σ(O_O;) ((Wow a two-fer))

The pyromancer blinked, and then blinked again. The fog of alcohol was making it difficult to think; it appeared that this woman had not only climbed into his bed, but was attempting to remove his clothes.

It was perhaps a mark of his past that this, instead of being seen as a very lucky evening, was cause for concern.

"Madam," he managed, "as much as I appreciate your efforts, might I ask who you are…?"

[Zelda] Sent: I hope I'm not waking you up, but... I could use some friendly words.

thesacredqueenzelda:

through-fire-and-flame:

[msg] I’m awake. You want these words in person or should I write a long and involved text message about how excellent you are, madam?

[Zelda] Sent: I’m not having a crisis of self esteem, I just need someone. Bad dreams. Don’t ask…
[Zelda] Sent: Mind if I give you a call? I’d love to hear your voice, but I don’t want to inconvenience you by making you come out here.

[‘Firebug’ calling. ]

>how much wouldit cost ot get uoy to torch a biulding?

[msg]  depends on the building and who is inside

[msg] thugs yes orphans not for a million dollars you colossal tool

|| to: pyro || [ /text ] = om g laurie help im lost and everthuing is blu ury || [ /text ] = its darj im scaerd || [ /text ] = i peromis im no t drunjk

[msg] Holy hell Terres are you alright
[msg] I’m on my way, I know what bar you frequent
[msg] I’m going to clock you one when you wake up

[TEXT][3:06AM]: THERES A SPIDER NEXT TO MY BEDH OLY SHIT IM NOT SLEEPING NOW
from twxli

[msg] WOMAN YOU HAVE BODY GUARDS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PAYING THEM FOR

[msg] I’ll be over in a minute

[Zelda] Sent: I hope I'm not waking you up, but... I could use some friendly words.

[msg] I’m awake. You want these words in person or should I write a long and involved text message about how excellent you are, madam?

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